icoisms.

[x ] Worried about getting bullied by fratmen or getting killed in a riot.

[ ] Got bullied by fratmen or was killed in a riot.
[ ] Witnessed a riot.
[x ] Watched the Oblation Run.
[x ] Made friends with a teacher. 

[ ] Was tricked as a freshman into attending a rally/prayer meeting. 
[x ] Wore red or black on one of those wear red or wear black days.
[x ] Wore red on Valentine’s Day.
[x] Wore black on Valentine’s Day.
[x ] Celebrated a birthday at Mang Jimmy’s.
[x ] Learned UP Naming Mahal.
[ ] Was an RA (registration assistant) or SA.
[x ] Lied or begged to an RA for a slot in class.
[x ] Participated in a there’s-only-one-more-slot-are you-feeling-lucky?
[x] Jogged around the campus.

[x ] Visited the Vargas Museum.
[x ] Knew at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name.
[x ] Attended university level graduation.
[x ] Got an activist for a teacher.
[x ] Watched a La Salle vs. Ateneo UAAP game.

[x ] Watched a UP vs. any school basketball game.
[x ] Studied in CASAA.
[x ] Studied in McDonald’s or Jollibee Philcoa for one full night and bought just one regular-sized drink.
[x ] Studied along Katipunan.
[ ] Studied along Katipunan and affected the mannerisms of a stereotypical Atenean.

[x ] Watch a play that’s not required for Comm III.
[x ] Went stargazing.
[x ] Ate in Chocolate Kiss, Tea Room (in CHE) or Chateau Verde. 
[x ] Slept in the lib. — And enjoyed it!
[ ] Struck up a conversation with a taong grasa.

[ ] Wrote to/for the Collegian.
[x ] Seriously pondered about the identity/ies of the people described in Eksenang Peyups.
[x ] Went to the chapel.
[x ] Got a pebble stuck in your shoe/slippers while walking in Sunken Garden.
[x ] Cut class with your block to watch a movie.

[ ] Had a Voltes V for a teacher.
[ ] Took a class under Joseph Palis.
[ ] Lied to the transcript lady to get a transcript earlier than the standard 3 months.
[x ] Went to a Freshman-only concert.
[x ] Subsisted on just streetfood (fishballs, half footlongs, kwekwek, squidballs/rolls, mais, dirty ice cream) for a day.

[x ] Learned how to smoke.
[x ] Went on an out-of-town trip with blockmates or orgmates. 
[x ] Fell in love.
[x ] Actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib.
[ ] Played cards during your free time.

[x ] Dressed in business attire.
[ ] Sumabit sa jeep.
[ ] Got sung to or sung to someone in class during Valentine’s day.
[x ] Watched the Lantern Parade.
[x ] Helped out a total stranger.

[ ] Helped out a total stranger because he/she was hot.
[x ] Learned to stay awake for more than 24 or 48 hours straight.
[ ] Got bullied by fratmen and feeling cool wannabe people who were actually losers.
[x ] Took Monday and/or Sat classes WILLINGLY.

[ ] Volunteered for the pahinungod.
[x ] Ate “tasteless white sauce” pasta from cock-a-noodle-doo.
[ ] Got a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x ] Got held up or pickpocketed.
[x ] Felt depressed because you were not as good academically as you were in high school. 
[x ] Did a last minute paper.

[x ] Had spent a lot for 1x1 ID pictures.
[x ] Got exempted from final exams.
[ ] Got exempted from a final exam but still took it. 
[x ] Attended a varsity pep rally.
[x ] Watched LIVE AIDS, Androgyny, Maskipaps or any well-known variety show.

[x ] Promised to quit smoking.
[x ] Got into at least one (org- or council-sponsored) adventure race.
[x ] Knew where the best restrooms are on campus. 
[x ] Joined an org.
[x ] Allowed yourself to make mistakes.

[ ] Went to the gym in spite of having no PE class just to ogle varsity players/cute boys/hot girls.
[x ] Took summer classes. 
[x ] Admired the Oblation.
[x ] Made a video for a project.
[x ] Had a crush on a teacher.

[ ] Had a teacher who had a crush on/tried to court you.
[ ] Attended your ROTC Bivouac.
[x ] Faked sickness to get an absence excused.
[ ] Got your car scratched by one of those “Kuya bantayan ko kotse niyo”.
[ ] Took a PE class where you had to pay for tuition.

[x ] Went to school in your crappiest yet most comfy clothes.
[ ] Learned how to use the Bayantel pay phones.
[x ] Participated in school activities.
[ ] Caught the UP Pep Tryouts. 

[ ] Dated someone from UP.
[x ] Rode an IKOT and TOKI.
[x ] Found a tambayan.
[x ] Went drinking at Sarah’s.
[x ] Learned how to beg for a higher grade.

[x ] Used your 6 allowable absences wisely.
[ ] Lived in a dorm.
[ ] Volunteered to be beadle or go-to guy for your group.
[ ] Had the worst schedule.
[x ] Realized that there really is just one coconut tree on the sunken garden. 
[x ] Not used up all 6 allowable absences.
[ ] Ate in ISSI, Treehouse, Mama Thai’s and other more obscure cafeterias. 
[x ] Ate food Aristocart-style.
[x ] Is active in your org/s.
[x ] Attended an ACLE.

[x ] Got as many app forms as you can during the job fair.
[x ] Learned how to cram. 
[x ] Sold tickets for (or watched) an org-sponsored movie premiere.
[x ] Saved money to photocopy all of your seatmate’s notes. 
[x ] Had accidentally seen a make-out session.

[x ] Slept in class.
[x ] Finished a homework/assignment/paper in the Shopping center or Philcoa.
[x ] Had mountains of “unused” sample exams and/or old testaments. 
[x ] Resolved to be “better this semester”. 
[ ] Slept during a test.


[x ] Had groupmates from hell.
[x ] Learned how to work with groupmates from hell.
[ ] Perfected the art of parking on campus. 
[ ] Had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus.
[ ] Developed a love for sisig even before UP.

[x ] Practiced those UP cheers in the first meeting for PE class.
[x ] Looked at microfilms in the library or poked through archives.
[x ] Reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function.
[x ] Attended the UP Fair. 
[x ] Went to a library other than your own college’s to research.

[x ] Lost a perfectly functioning umbrella.
[x ] Used consultation hours properly.
[x ] Went to the Guidance Office for real, heart-to-heart guidance.
[x ] Went to the infirmary.
[x ] Attended class with a hangover.
[x ] Drink beer or alcohol while inside UP grounds.

[x ] Walked all the way to Philcoa or Katipunan from UP. 
[ ] Buy frogs from NSRI or a Bio department.
[x ] Maxed out on the 6 allowed unexcused absences but DID NOT drop.
[x ] Got invited or pursued by a sorority or fraternity.
[x ] Wore slippers to school.
[ ] Had a professor who smoked in class.
[ ] Got diagnosed by the Infirmary as pregnant or infected with STD